Tuesday, July 8, 2014

No Offense, Taylor Swift


Yesterday the Wall Street Journal released a story penned by no other than Taylor Swift, who gave a slight commentary on the future of the album-driven music industry. Her main point was swift (pun!) and straightforward: 

“Music is art, and art is important and rare. Important, rare things should be paid for.”

Tay, I appreciate that you are an “enthusiastic optimist,” and perhaps “one of the few living souls in the music industry who still believes the [it's] not dying,” but welcome to the 21st century.

No offense, Taylor Swift, but as a member of the elite “One Percent,” I don’t think you have any clue. In fact, your tirade seemed more like propagated prose from the Big Heads themselves rather than the reality of today’s techno-situation.

And yes, you did make a few valid points. For example, your metaphor comparing the relationship between a quick fling and a long-lasting musical rapport was completely convincing. Sure, I am an avid listener of The Beatles, which was passed down to me from my parents and will definitely be passed down to my children. But that is not to say I am going to go out and purchase their tangible albums—what a waste of money!

Sorry, Taylor, and no offense, but your consumerist dreams are beyond unrealistic. Why would I spend $20 on an album (that I can stream online for free) when I need that money for gas to get to work.

Think about it, we are not all in your situation. You are a 24-year-old girl living her dream, while, according to Forbes, racking in over $55 million just last year.

What about people like me? I spent four years of my life studying for a degree in journalism, but yet here I am, working to make enough money just to move out of my parents’ house. I’m still wearing Soffee shorts (#vintage) and drinking cheap vodka while you’re inviting your celebrity friends to your private boat and ocean front mansion to celebrate the Fourth of July.

You contradict yourself when you say an album’s worth is based on the amount of heart and soul an artist bleeds into their art and also the financial value that artist and their label place on their music. The juxtaposition is an insult to musicians everywhere, especially the majority of those who haven’t “made it.”

Have you ever taken a subway in New York City? Or walked the streets of New Orleans? I have never heard so much, as you worded it, blood drawn into their art: the saxophones, the guitars, the voices of poor, rich, old and young. It has nothing to do with the artist's heart and soul—which, is so painstakingly obvious from the majority of today’s popular music—but rather the artist’s commercial value, an absurdly loud harbinger as to where your ideas stem from. 

My point is that music is not rare. As a musician you should know that music is everywhere.  It could be seen as a material value, as you put it, or it could simply just be seen as a part of life.

You talk about “surprising” and not “shocking” your audience to stay relevant in our saturated media climate—try this on for size. My dad once told me of a Grateful Dead show he went to when he was younger. Cars were lined outside the festival gates the night before, and he expected to fall asleep quickly in his own passenger seat.

But you know what he got instead?

The Dead created a small makeshift stage and performed that entire night, for free, so that their fans wouldn’t be left lonely in their cars. Do you know how amazing that is to me? How incredible it is that a musician would get on stage with no qualms of getting paid, to perform so selflessly for their fans? That is something you don’t see anymore.

No offense, Taylor Swift, but how much money do you make just for promotions, advertisements or allowing the paparazzi to take your photo?  I am a pirate. I haven’t bought an album in who knows how long, and I don’t plan on it anytime soon.

It is easy for you to make this argument because you are a product of the music industry. They depend on you to make millions so that they themselves could make billions.

As living, breathing and animate human beings, we have the ability to share things that make us happy, to spread joy. And so be it if it is free, it is what makes humankind unique to everything else in this world. Piracy, file sharing and streaming music online are just the beginning of the worldwide revolution of this cyclical journey of sound. 

Instead of berating it—and no offense, Taylor Swift, but you and I both know you don’t really need the extra pocket change—why not embrace it?

This is an incredible opportunity that past generations did not have, the ability to let their music spread through niches that otherwise would be left unfound. It is a beautiful thing, and it’s about time the bastardly heads of the music industry allow this revolution to spread. Who cares if you don’t bring in the extra million or two album sales would bring—I know I don’t. 

Just be grateful that you are one of the lucky few who are able to make a living off of something you love, and that you are able to disseminate your product (through whatever medium) to the people out in this world who really need it the most.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Is Joni Mitchell's "River" the Ultimate Bad Mood Christmas Song?




Christmas is about being happy, but today I’m just not feeling it. Maybe it is a mixture of my bad mood and disdain for the holidays—but I can’t stop listening to this song.

Joni Mitchell is one of folk music’s most unique artists, and “River” takes the unsurpassed lead for the best song on Blue, her best album (in my opinion). Everything is so tranquil yet sad, from the beginning Jingle Bell chords to the river I secretly wish I could also skate away on. This is, perhaps, the ultimate bad mood Christmas song.

I remember first hearing “River” in Almost Famous. It wasn’t on the soundtrack but was one of the hidden gems embedded in the film, and only played for a short minute. Looking it up was definitely worth it. Below is a posting of the video, and just for a visual, here are the lyrics too.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.



It’s coming on Christmas
They’re cutting down trees
They’re putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on.

But it don’t snow here
It stays pretty green
I’m going to make a lot of money
Then I’m going to quit this crazy scene
Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on

I wish I had a river so long
I would teach my feet fly
I wish I had a river I could skate away on
I made my baby cry

He tried hard to help me
You know, he put me at ease
And he loved me so naughty
Made me weak in the knees
Oh, I wish I had a river I could skate away on

I’m so hard to handle
I’m selfish and I’m sad
Now I’ve gone and lost the best baby
That I’ve ever had
I wish I had a river I could skate away on

Oh, I wish I had a river so long
I would teach my feet to fly
I wish I had a river
I could skate away on
I made my baby say goodbye

It’s coming on Christmas
They’re cutting down trees
They’re putting up reindeer
And singing songs of joy and peace
I wish I had a river I could skate away on

Monday, October 22, 2012

The Most Underrated Band in America: Guster

Photo Credit: guster.com



It bothers me how many people are missing out on what I dub the “Guster Experience.”

I’ve known of Guster for a while, but I wasn’t hooked until I saw them perform live at the DMB Caravan two years ago in Atlantic City. Since then, I’ve been enamored. 

Front man Ryan Miller was hilarious, and his high-pitched voice aesthetically complimented co-front man Adam Gardner’s deep and more hollow sound. Not to mention drummer Brian Rosenworcel, who played his bongos with his bare hands.

You can’t describe Guster’s music as simply happy or sad. Their songs are layered like an onion and never at one extreme. You have to almost literally peel through their albums to get in touch with what subtle implications they are trying to convey.

But nonetheless, their music is a mastered marriage of both feminine and masculine qualities—something many bands cannot achieve without entering into the realms of “too-much-pop.” Perhaps this is a result of the harmonious clash between Miller and Gardner’s voices.

I love Guster, and you should too. So start listening to them now… or else.

"One Man Wrecking Machine"

"The Captain"

"Demons"

"Manifest Destiny"

"Diane"

"Satellite"

"Keep It Together"

"Fa Fa"

"Happier"

"Either Way"

Monday, October 1, 2012

My Weekend: Global Festival 2012



Photo Credit: joonbug.com


This weekend I joined 59,999 other spectators in the Central Park sensation known as Global Festival, a free concert promoting the elimination of global poverty.

I may have missed K’naan’s and Band of Horses’ acts, but they were the least of my concerns. The Black Keys, Foo Fighters and Neil Young and Crazy Horse absolutely blew me away. Let’s take a step back and start at the beginning.

I walked through the gated path to the sound of John Legend covering John Lennon’s “Imagine.” I knew they said there were going to be special guests, but Legend was far more than just simply “special.” His soul monsooned with each and every word, capitulating what Global Citizen deserved with a song so appropriately chosen.

Among other special guests were Olivia Wilde and Selena Gomez. I don’t know why they were there. Their ignorant ramblings on “women’s inequity in India” and the likes were a distraction to what the show was largely about. Speaking as a woman myself, Olivia Wilde is a beautiful face and she should remain that way; the stereotypical liberal jargon vomiting from her mouth annoys me, as does Disney star’s Selena Gomez. Is that too harsh? I don’t really care.  

My first ultimate surprise of the night was the Black Keys. I knew they were an amazing band, but I really didn’t expect a live show like the one they executed this weekend. It will never cease to astound me how a band composed of only two musicians, a guitarist and a drummer, can sound like a full out blues band (despite their newly formed backing band, of course). Not to mention I was very pleased that they didn’t just reiterate El Camino all night, as I personally favor their older material. But regardless my favorite song of the night was "Little Black Submarines". There is nothing like getting tricked by a slow song’s lull, only to be cascaded into a stunning guitar riff by no other than Dan Auerbach.

Speaking of, anyone else suddenly in love with him after watching him perform live?

Next were the Foo Fighters, who met up to my expectations perfectly. I didn’t expect anything less from Dave Grohl and his motley crew. Who did shocked me, however, was drummer Taylor Hawkins. Though not the band’s main dude (that’s Grohl), Hawkins mastered his drumming, creating an exhilarating and frantic ambiance for rock fans everywhere. Sadly, the band announced this would be their last show (at least for a while), but it’s pretty cool to say that I saw the Foo Fighters’ last live gig. “Learn To Fly” was definitely my favorite there.

Ending the night was Neil Young and Crazy Horse. It disappoints me that my fellow concertgoers disliked his set for the sole reason that they knew far too few of the songs he played. But he’s Neil Young, he can rock out to whatever he wants to and would still remain godly. And that is an understatement. For example, check out his Americana album, who else could possibly pull that off? Sure, I was disappointed I didn’t hear “Heart of Gold,” “Everybody Knows This is No Where,” or even “Ohio,” but what I did hear was an awesome jam session from one of the purest of rock stars. That is something that angers me about Global Festival that others were pleased about.

When I go to a concert, I want to hear something I can’t find online or in an album. I want to hear impromptu solos, wild strings of improvised musical politics. That is where Neil Young did not disappoint me. While the Black Keys and the Foo Fighters tried to rush through each song, aiming to play as much as possible, Young lead each track as if it were a whole production. To my peers, he wasn’t great, but he was by far my favorite.

Unfortunately I left for this, but listening on YouTube of him and all predecessor bands perform “Rocking in the Free World” is phenomenal.

I had good times at Global Citizen Festival, and I hope to see another show at Central Park soon. There is nothing like sharing a great big open field with people who love the same music as you.

Here are some pictures I took at the event. I know they're far away, trust me I know. But it was the best I could get.

Grohl, Young and Auerbach. Photo Credit: neilyoungnews.thrasherswheat.com

Dan Auerbach

John Legend




Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Introducing Japandroids




Perhaps you haven’t heard of Japandroids yet? They haven’t necessarily lodged their way into the mainstream since their 2006 formation, but they are steadily building a mature audience in an inspiring David and Goliath fashion.

Before they were Japandroids, they were Brian King and David Prowse, two college students from Vancouver, British Columbia in Canada. At the time, Vancouver wasn’t hot on live shows, forcing King and Prowse to take matters into their own hands. And an experimentation with a more do-it-yourself method commenced. With no backing or no signing from any label, big or small, the pair set off, securing their own performance venues, renting PA equipment, making their own backdrops and posters and leaving the rest to their friends.

They finally were able to record their own debut album, Post-Nothing, on their own. Although without the support of a label, they didn’t see their group getting anywhere. King and Prowse decided that they would release the album, perform their last two shows at Pop Montreal in Montreal and CMJ Music Marathon in New York City, and that would be the end of Japandroids. After hearing of their doubts, a small Canadian label, Unfamiliar Records, offered to sign them, despite their negativity. No one is sure if it was the help of the label, or the band’s purest of musical talents, but Japandroids was instantly recognized.

Pitchfork Media, a music website, loved their sound that was neither punk, rock or indie, but a marriage of the three. They helped skyrocketed the virtually unknown band to recognition with their single, “Young Hearts Spark Fire,” which won their Best New Music award. This helped Japandroids reach audiences outside of their homeland Canada.

With the success of Post-Nothing, the duo dropped Unfamiliar Records and moved on to the more advanced Polyvinyl Record Co. in June 2009. After touring throughout North America, Japandroids rarely heard a negative review. It was almost like a revival of the punk-rock days, where the live performances were so energetic and lively that listening to a studio recording was out of the question. They gradually took hold of their audiences’ ears, minds and hearts.

Keeping up with their previous do-it-yourself method, Japandroids wanted to test out some new material before setting off to the recording studio once again. They joined forces with Bass Drum of Death in touring rather small, more intimate venues, rather than larger stadiums. They wanted to hear the audiences’ reaction to the new material rather than race to release their sophomore album.

Celebration Rock, was eventually released May 29, 2012 in Canada and June 5 internationally. Whether it was their hearty yells, demented drums or rebellious guitar riffs, they received critical acclaim. Spin Magazine even scored their album with a 9 on their 10 scale album rankings.

Where are Japandroids now? Touring (click here and scroll down for tour dates), and most likely resting until their next studio appearance. If we’re lucky enough, maybe we’ll hear some new material soon. Until then, here are some Japandroid singles. Which one do you like best?

"The House That Heaven Built"

"Fire's Highway"

"The Nights of Wine and Roses"

"Evil's Sway"

"Wet Hair"


This article will soon appear on Dualshow.com

Monday, August 13, 2012

Drake vs Chris Brown: The Rematch




Digressing from my steady articles fueled with classic-and-modern-rock interests, here is something I stumbled upon today that had me laughing.

Most have already heard about the infamous “Night Club Brawl” between pop artists Chris Brown and Drake earlier this summer. Not many, however, have heard of their physical comeback—a rematch.

Rumors circulated this weekend that the pair booked the MGM Grand Casino in Las Vegas on September 22 for the most epic of epic battles, and they even were going to send the proceeds to charity! But Brown, always the source of damning news, called the reports a “sad attempt at PR.”

Nevertheless, we still have faith.

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman revealed a billionaire digital media entrepreneur, Alki David, who is interested in capitalizing on this supposed rematch. He was reported saying that they will each receive $1 million for their efforts, and will further give another $1 million to charity. Feldman told the New York Daily News that, “Obviously they have a grudge. It [would be] just three one-minute rounds. No one will get seriously hurt.”

What do you think? Would this be the match of the century? The newest Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier? I just think it would be funny watching Jimmy from Degrassi fight the guy who beat up his girlfriend. Hate to be blunt, but hey, it’s the truth.

Here's some pump up music for the big match. "We Will Rock You/ We Are the Champions" by Queen.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Revealed: Rock Album Art Locations

I saw this online the other day and thought it was just too cool. Popspotsnyc creator Bob Egan (real-estate agent by day turned rock and roll detective by night) has uncovered some of rock's most iconic album art locations. Enjoy!


Simon & Garfunkel's Wednesday Morning, 3am album was shot on the lower platform of Fifth Avenue and 53rd Street in New York City, where the outbound E and F subway lines run.

Bob Dylan's Freewheelin' album was shot down the corner of Jones Street and West 4th Street in New York City.

Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic was shot on Fifth Avenue and 79th Street in New York City, where the cart remains just above the 79th Street Transverse near the "Miners' Gate."

Bob Dylan's Highway 61 Revisited was shot on the steps of 4 Gramercy Park West in New York City.

The West Side Story Original Broadway Cast Album was shot in Hell's Kitchen, outside 418 West 56th Street, between 9th and 10th Avenues in New York City.

Neil Young's After the Gold Rush was shot on the northwest corner of Sullivan Street and West 3rd Street in Greenwich Village.

The Who's The Kids Are Alright album was shot on 116th St. and Morningside Drive in Morningside Heights, New York City. You can see part of the Carl Schurz Monument in the background.

Bob Dylan's video for "Subterranean Homesick Blues" was shot behind London's Savoy Hotel at a dead end at the intersection of Savoy Hill Road.

This iconic Bruce Springsteen photograph was shot by Joel Bernstein while working on The River. The picture was taken in Hell's Kitchen, on 10th Avenue and 53rd Street. The playground in the background belongs to P.S. 111.

Bo Diddley riding a motorcycle through Brooklyn in front of 368 Livingston Street.